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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Rizzles Girls Dictionary

It occurs to us that it may be a good idea to post a small reference list of RG terminology so that those who decide to join us at least know what we're talking about! The list is small, but we could easily see it grow. Please let us know if we miss anything.


Beer = disguised conversation about sexual relations, held in a public place such as the Dirty Robber or the workplace, preferably surrounded by coworkers who often correctly interpret the conversation despite one's best efforts

Coffee = Foreplay

Eyesex = When J&M look longing at each other for an extended period of time and it's clear they're undressing each other mentally; having sex with their eyes

Fudge Clusters! = (Or, "oh, look! Fudge clusters!" or "Fudge Clusters, really yummy") a phrase used to distract from an uncomfortable social faux pas made by the person making the distracting statement.

Isles = what the LGBT community generally referrers to as a "Lipstick Lesbian"

Lucky Charms = Refers to Jane's special bits/qualities/parts... don't make us spell this one out; under age kids read this thing!

Maurified = making it of extremely high quality, refined, and no doubt much more expensive; Tim Gunn would approve and admire
Morning Yoga
= Morning time relations of the intimate kind

Pizza = Dinner time relations of the intimate kind

Really Yummy = (Or "Fudge Clusters, really yummy") a phrase used to distract from an uncomfortable social faux pas made by the person making the distracting statement.
Rizzles = Intoxicated by text and subtext, easily imagine being used by Jane Rizzoli and/or Maura Isles, being akin to Rizzoli and/or Isles, and support with examples.
Rizzoli
- what the LGBT community generally referrers to as a "Butch lesbian"
Rizzolified
= Making it bigger, better, and more kick ass

TGTGT = totally gratuitous, totally gay touching
Tuna = Lunch time relations of the intimate kind

Unicorn = it rhymes with porn; It's a fun little code word. Put it together ;)

Wine = conversation about sexual relations, disguised as almost anything else (related to "coffee = foreplay")

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